muleman
Gone But Not Forgotten
Hunting Accident
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decides
To take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just
Then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged shooting him in
The genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by the
Doctor, who said, "Well Sir I have some good news and some bad news. The
Good news is that you're going to be okay. The damage was local to your
Groin. There was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all
The Pellets. The bad news is that there was some pretty intensive pellet
Damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. Is your sister
A plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Phoenix
Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't
Piss in your eye."
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decides
To take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just
Then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged shooting him in
The genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by the
Doctor, who said, "Well Sir I have some good news and some bad news. The
Good news is that you're going to be okay. The damage was local to your
Groin. There was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all
The Pellets. The bad news is that there was some pretty intensive pellet
Damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. Is your sister
A plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Phoenix
Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't
Piss in your eye."