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How you get babies

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How You Get Babies
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied:
"Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained,
"Well ... OK ... the Mummy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye, and said,
"Oh, darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... "That's how you get jewelry!"
 
Hummmmmmmmm................I never look at a women wearing lots a jewelry in the same light!

Good one WW.........:applause::applause::thumb:
 
Av8r_2230 said:
Mr. T ?? :puke1:
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Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here... and **** me up the ass! C'mon. I'm gonna bend over now. Grrr! Aaahh! Hey, boy, slow down, you're gonna mess around and come too fast. You'll make me get mad and I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off!
 
Av8r_2230 said:
Wasn't that a skit on Saturday Night Live or something? Too funny!

:yum: :yum: :yum:
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Eddie Murphy, "Delirious"

Back in the days when comics were drunks and druggies.....and actually funny.
 
He said the jewlery box is empty.....you have throw in a few trinkets first, so she want's more: then make it require favors...like a drug dealer!:D

Of course...it still might not work! :( :( :(
 
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