How to crop your photo for internet dating

[jpr62902]

I think these pics say it all.

 

[sleeper]

Holy CRAP!!!!!

 

[thcri]

Can you imagine making an online date with her and then going to her house to pick her up. Talk about shock upon the opening of that door???

 

[Melensdad]

Can you imagine making an online date with her and then going to her house to pick her up. Talk about shock upon the opening of that door???

Well, I still think this is the best one I've seen, its a combination of cropping and good use of eye liner, concealer and lip gloss

 

[Deerlope]

LMAO you have gone and done it again Bob.

 

[Melensdad]

LMAO you have gone and done it again Bob.

Obviously there is a LOT of concealer used in the photos I provided.

 

[working woman]

Great, there is hope for me yet!!!!

 

[Bobcat]

Obviously there is a LOT of concealer used in the photos I provided.

Are the before and after photos in reverse order?

 

[sleeper]

You guys are killing me here. I'm laughing my ass off as I type this......

 

[pirate_girl]

Holy mother of God.. lol

 

[ddrane2115]

At least you would and could ride the horse..............LOL!

 

[techtress]

Hey, it the theater I work with a lot of kick ass stage make-up! Give me a kit of Ben-Nye, a horses ass, a razor, (possibly a tranquilizer so I don't get kicked in the face) and I can make a Hillary look pretty damn good!

 

[raymond_garrett43]

id hit it anyways

 

[benspawpaw]

if i had time i would tell you about being reallllllllly drunk on beam and bud and a fat fat chick with a real purty face

 

[pirate_girl]

if i had time i would tell you about being reallllllllly drunk on beam and bud and a fat fat chick with a real purty face

..as long as you're sitting there with the green light on, go ahead.

 

[California]

id hit it

Here you go. Miss ThunderThighs. Brazilian!

 

[Trakternut]

id hit it anyways

Some people would hit a knothole in a board fence too.

 

[juju]

thats why i stay away from INTERNET dating . cropping and photo shop should be a crime is this case

 

[tsaw]

Saw that a year ago. Still funny.

 

[snow dog]

thats why i stay away from INTERNET dating . cropping and photo shop should be a crime is this case

and speaking any untruth a sin !