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How to Ask a Man to do Something

Leni

Leni

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Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
 
Leni, I don't know why you you posted this in the jokes forum ... it's not very funny. :smile::smile:

In the space of 6 statements you just summed up my life. :smile::smile:

Sad, isn't it?
 
I was expecting:
Show up naked
or
Tell him he can't do it.
 
Leni said:
If that happened nothing would get done except in the bedroom if they got that far. :brows:
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Ut oh, your catching on Leni, ....that's the whole idea.
She'll forget whatever she wanted you to do. Shhhhhh don't tell. :yum:
 
Mom did not raise a dumb kid. If it's really good she may forget about for a while. That is until she sees it again and realizes that nothing has been done.
 
Yes dear!



Leni said:
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
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Sorry Leni but when we moved to Dallas in '85 my wife started a "To Do" list and posted it on the fridge. When we moved to Mineola 13 years later, the same "To Do" list was still posted on the same fridge. I'll have to check tomorrow and see if it is still there another 17 years later. :biggrin:
 
my guy washes dishes half-way late at night. i then slip into his arms. sort of. then decide to re-wash those dishes he washed earlier, & & leave him thinkin'.......:wink:
 
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