How I lost my teeth...
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.".
I looked at her said, "Have you got a pen.".
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well you better get back in it before the farmer notices your missing".
My dental surgery is next Friday.
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.".
I looked at her said, "Have you got a pen.".
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well you better get back in it before the farmer notices your missing".
My dental surgery is next Friday.