Home Depot

[JackieBlue]

I bet you guys like this one...

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

 

[snow dog]

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Careful with that joke, it's an antique

 

[JackieBlue]

Careful with that joke, it's an antique

Oh is that something we're not supposed to do either? Post old jokes? Damn, I'm just breaking all the rules that I wasn't aware of.

 

[snow dog]

Careful with that joke, it's an antique

Most old, good jokes get posted over and over

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Oh is that something we're not supposed to do either? Post old jokes? Damn, I'm just breaking all the rules that I wasn't aware of.

SHHHH!!!! The FF FBI will see this, and you will get in trouble. they don;t like a ruckus round these parts

 

[snow dog]

SHHHH!!!! The FF FBI will see this, and you will get in trouble. they don;t like a ruckus round these parts

Are you the FF FBI ? are you undercover

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Are you the FF FBI ? are you undercover

Thats it, send snowdog to the pokey

 

[JackieBlue]

Are you the FF FBI ? are you undercover

No, he's part of the ruckus maker's group.

 

[snow dog]

Thats it, send snowdog to the pokey

I wont tell anyone, you secret is safe with me