Old one but still funny
'Holy Prostitutes'
> >>
> >> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
> >> sign
> >> out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >> 10 MILES
> >>
> >> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> >> second
> >> thought....
> >>
> >> Soon he sees another sign which reads:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >> 5 MILES
> >>
> >> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives =
> >>
> >> past
> >> a third sign saying:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >> NEXT RIGHT
> >>
> >> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
> >> far
> >> side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
> >> the
> >> door reading:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>
> >> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
> >> in a
> >> long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
> >>
> >> He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> >> possibly doing business....'
> >>
> >> 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
> >> passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
> >> and
> >> tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
> >>
> >> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers =
> >> the
> >> door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go =
> >> through
> >> the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
> >>
> >> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
> >> the
> >> door pulling it shut behind him.
> >>
> >> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing=20
> >> another
> >> sign:
> >>
> >> GO IN PEACE.
> >> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> >> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
'Holy Prostitutes'
> >>
> >> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
> >> sign
> >> out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >> 10 MILES
> >>
> >> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> >> second
> >> thought....
> >>
> >> Soon he sees another sign which reads:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >> 5 MILES
> >>
> >> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives =
> >>
> >> past
> >> a third sign saying:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >> NEXT RIGHT
> >>
> >> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
> >> far
> >> side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
> >> the
> >> door reading:
> >>
> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>
> >> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
> >> in a
> >> long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
> >>
> >> He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> >> possibly doing business....'
> >>
> >> 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
> >> passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
> >> and
> >> tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
> >>
> >> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers =
> >> the
> >> door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go =
> >> through
> >> the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
> >>
> >> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
> >> the
> >> door pulling it shut behind him.
> >>
> >> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing=20
> >> another
> >> sign:
> >>
> >> GO IN PEACE.
> >> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> >> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER