Health Warning!

[Jim_S]

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

*IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!*

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight!*

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."*

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

 

[Doc]

Thanks Jim. I needed that tip.

 

[fogtender]

Well that cinches it, now everyone won't shower at all.....

yuck....

 

[the old trucker]

Anyone have a case of Dawn for sale ???

 

[Lenny]

Thanks Jim. I feel so dumb!

 

[Kane]

Leading drug companies have announced that live rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments. Muslims will now be used instead. A top scientist has stated that the advantage of using Muslims is they breed just as fast as rabbits, but you don't get fond of them!

 

[waybomb]

"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

I started rubbing it on somewhere and I got extra body and volume rather quickly..................

 

[Lenny]

"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

I started rubbing it on somewhere and I got extra body and volume rather quickly..................

I do that a lot in the shower. The problem is that every time it rains I get horny.