jakki
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He said I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. </SPAN>
She said You wear pants don't you?
He said Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said Turn sideways and look in the mirror!</SPAN>
He said Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said They don't have time
He said How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said We don't know; it has never happened.
He said Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said They already have boyfriends.
She said What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said A widow.
He said Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
She said You wear pants don't you?
He said Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said Turn sideways and look in the mirror!</SPAN>
He said Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said They don't have time
He said How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said We don't know; it has never happened.
He said Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said They already have boyfriends.
She said What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said A widow.
He said Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
...now about that spider.....
hmm, but that spider......
(but not of you!)
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