Harrods.

[Galvatron]

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well!

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely
bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price!"

 

[SShepherd]

HAHAHAHAH, thats a good one

Harrods' was pretty cool place, then it went to shit after Di died

 

[EastTexFrank]

funny but that's about right. I was asked to leave their jewelry department once.

 

[loboloco]

My CO went to London and brought back a pack of Harrod's brand cigarettes to those of us who worked close with him. Good smoke, but not that impressive. He said his wife almost broke him though.

 

[pirate_girl]

haha!
I went in Harrod's to see that memorial they have for Dodi and Diana.
The elevators looked to have gold doors, and I was told the loo had golden sinks etc.., but didn't check it out.

 

[SShepherd]

it was the only place I could find that had tobasco sauce...damn I hate mashed peas

 

[pirate_girl]

it was the only place I could find that had tobasco sauce...damn I hate mashed peas

You should have gone to Marks and Spencer
PS.. Mushy peas rock lol