A salesman checked into a futuristic motel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next
day's meeting, he called down to the desk
clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him
apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is
a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located
the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the
opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign
that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.' "Why not?" thought the
salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled
out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This
Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50
Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into
the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a
shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut
off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his
member... which now had a button sewed on the end.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next
day's meeting, he called down to the desk
clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him
apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is
a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located
the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the
opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign
that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.' "Why not?" thought the
salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled
out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This
Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50
Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into
the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a
shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut
off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his
member... which now had a button sewed on the end.
