Hail to the chief

[RoadKing]

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old

lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.



The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds

later there is the

sound of a loud slap.



When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand

print on his cheek.



No one speaks.



The old lady thinks:



Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.



The blonde girl thinks:



Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled

the old lady and she slapped him.



Obama thinks:



Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him

but missed and got me instead.



George Bush thinks:



I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again

 

[muleman]

Good one!

 

[snow dog]

this thread needs Pictures

 

[RoadKing]

this thread needs Pictures

Ask & you shall receive

 

[snow dog]

Good Picture, Thanks

 

[JEV]

"Don't blame me, it's Bush's fault."

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old

lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.



The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds

later there is the

sound of a loud slap.



When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand

print on his cheek.



No one speaks.



The old lady thinks:



Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.



The blonde girl thinks:



Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled

the old lady and she slapped him.



Obama thinks:



Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him

but missed and got me instead.



George Bush thinks:



I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again

damn straight. we all bitched, me included, about the bush years, and look at us now!

 

[Melensdad]

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Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,"Excellent trade, sir."

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