PineRidge
Back From the Dead
DICTIONARY FOR WORDS IN WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
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[font=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]40-ish..................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...............................No tits
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On medication
Feminist..............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first....................Former slut
Fun....................................Annoying
New-Age................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous.........................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8 Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay[/font]
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[font=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]40-ish..................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...............................No tits
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On medication
Feminist..............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first....................Former slut
Fun....................................Annoying
New-Age................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous.........................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8 Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay[/font]
