Gutz or Ballz

[Gatorboy]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS:
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS:
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Porky.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is[FONT=&quot] no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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[Doc]

Good one GB!!!

 

[REDDOGTWO]

So which do we do Gatorboy?

 

[Gatorboy]

So which do we do Gatorboy?

I think having Guts is safest.

 

[REDDOGTWO]

I think having Guts is safest.

And cheaper.

 

[American Woman]

I would call it a dumba$$

 

[Trakternut]

So, AW, you sweeping the floor or...............................

 

[American Woman]

sweeping the floor