Guts or Balls

[Bamby]

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her rear end and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I trust you will choose wisely.

 

[Big Dog]

I have neither!

 

[Doc]

I have neither!

Wise choice .... Me neither.

 

[mla2ofus]

If you choose either it's fools rush in where angels fear to tread!!
Mike

 

[tiredretired]

I would just go to the job site and sleep it off in the job trailer. Much safer that way. :th_lmao::th_lmao:

 

[pirate_girl]

Apart from the above piece of humour relating to men, I do believe I possess both, if you know what I mean.

 

[Jim_S]

I would just go to the job site and sleep it off in the job trailer. Much safer that way. :th_lmao::th_lmao:

That used to work for me. Since I retired the job site and home location are the same!

 

[EastTexFrank]

Apart from the above piece of humour relating to men, I do believe I possess both, if you know what I mean.

No I don't. Please explain!!!! On second thoughts … don't.

 

[Bamby]

I can honestly state I never put myself in such a position, but then again I honestly regret that I may have come up short in expressing my true feeling for her.

 

[Big Dog]

I'm no angel and I've come home drunk but never was met with a broom so I'm safe there .........


Never came home smelling like a whorehouse and lipstick, even drunk I know better!