Bamby
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A guy goes into a tavern ... standing at the end of the bar is a horse, and behind the bar is a sign saying, "$10 a chance. Make this horse laugh, win $1000".
"I can do that", says the guy to the bartender, "but I want to take the horse outside. I'll bring him right back in, don't worry." "Sounds a bit strange," says the bartender, "but OK."
So the guy leads the horse outside. They come back in a few minutes later, and the horse is laughing uncontrollably. The bartender pays up and the guy leaves. A month later the guy comes back in the tavern. The horse is still there with the same sign. The bartender says, "I remember you, you won the $1000. already, so you can't try again."
The guy says, "Will you pay me if I make the horse cry?" "OK, but I know you can't do that." The guy leads the horse outside. A few minutes later they come back, and the horse is sobbing, with big tears coming out of his eyes. The bartender pays up, but says, "Look, this horse has made me a lot of money, but I have to ask: How did you make him laugh?"
"The guy says, "Easy. I told him my equipment was bigger than his."
"Ah, no wonder he was laughing. OK, so how did you make him cry?"
"I showed him."
"I can do that", says the guy to the bartender, "but I want to take the horse outside. I'll bring him right back in, don't worry." "Sounds a bit strange," says the bartender, "but OK."
So the guy leads the horse outside. They come back in a few minutes later, and the horse is laughing uncontrollably. The bartender pays up and the guy leaves. A month later the guy comes back in the tavern. The horse is still there with the same sign. The bartender says, "I remember you, you won the $1000. already, so you can't try again."
The guy says, "Will you pay me if I make the horse cry?" "OK, but I know you can't do that." The guy leads the horse outside. A few minutes later they come back, and the horse is sobbing, with big tears coming out of his eyes. The bartender pays up, but says, "Look, this horse has made me a lot of money, but I have to ask: How did you make him laugh?"
"The guy says, "Easy. I told him my equipment was bigger than his."
"Ah, no wonder he was laughing. OK, so how did you make him cry?"
"I showed him."