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Gross Humor

Gunsrus

Gunsrus

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Now, folks, I'd like to give you all fair warning. My sense of humor is gross. My if you're easily offended or find unpleasant jokes hurtful, please, don't read on.

For those of you who do want to read what I post here, let's go.

Certain countries are still in the middle of a financial crisis. There aren't enough jobs to go around, causing a percentage of unemployment. Well, I've got a solution for you...

Go to a brothel and ask one of the ladies, or, if you know they're healthy enough, ask one of the street walkers, to give you one! :smile::biggrin::yum:
 
??? give you one what? A job? To work as a hooker? or .... Those gals are employed so I guess you could give them more business ....but I must be missing something. Not gross by any standard but I read it 3 times and am still scratchin my noggin.
Keep em coming, I'm sure they'll get better. :thumb:
 
Doc said:
??? give you one what? A job? To work as a hooker? or .... Those gals are employed so I guess you could give them more business ....but I must be missing something. Not gross by any standard but I read it 3 times and am still scratchin my noggin.
Keep em coming, I'm sure they'll get better. :thumb:
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Me too.

I didn't find it gross but, on the other hand, I didn't find it humorous either. :sad:
 
A hand or blow, is the kind of job that I was referring to. I mean, if you pay for it, you can get one of either, but not both on any one occasion, if you want job satisfaction. What people need to do is save some money and then they can get good jobs! :mrgreen:
 
There is some literal translation issues here from Spanish to English.

My wife is from Poland, and you get a couple of Pollocks together yapping and laughing in Polish, and then ask what's so funny, and they translate what they were laughing about, and sometimes I just sit there and go "huh?". Sometimes it makes no sense how it translates.

I am guessing that's what's going on here, cause damn if I get it.

Went and looked up Girona. Looks to my like the road C-250 between Girona and Madremenya would be a very fun to tear up in Lambo or a Ferrari. Actually, in the Lambo, the road might tear the driver up. But looks like a blast.
 
waybomb said:
There is some literal translation issues here from Spanish to English.

My wife is from Poland, and you get a couple of Pollocks together yapping and laughing in Polish, and then ask what's so funny, and they translate what they were laughing about, and sometimes I just sit there and go "huh?". Sometimes it makes no sense how it translates.

I am guessing that's what's going on here, cause damn if I get it.

Went and looked up Girona. Looks to my like the road C-250 between Girona and Madremenya would be a very fun to tear up in Lambo or a Ferrari. Actually, in the Lambo, the road might tear the driver up. But looks like a blast.
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It could be the case that my informal British English is not commonly used here. Let's just say that blow translates as oral and hand, well, the fingers make mighty fine massage tools.
 
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