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Great White Father

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The Indian chief says to his son, "Son, you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?"

The young brave says, "No, me no push-um outhouse off-um cliff."

The chief says, "Son, me tell-um you story of Great White Father, George Washington.
Many moons ago, when Great White Father was young boy, him chop-um down cherry tree.
Him father ask-um, 'Georgie, you chop-um down cherry tree?' George say-um, 'Cannot tell lie, Father. Me chop-um down cherry tree.'
Him father say, 'Georgie bad, but Georgie honest, so you no get-um punishment.' Now I ask-um you again...you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?"

The young brave says, "Yes, Father, me push-um outhouse off-um cliff."

The Chief grabs the kid and beats the crap out of him.

The young brave says, "Father, Great White Father tell truth and get-um off scott-free. I tell-um truth...why you beat-um crap out of me?"

The Chief says, "George Washington's father not in cherry tree when George chop-um down."
 
:yum: :yum: :yum: My dad use to tell me the story of a neighbor that was pretty mean to him and his brothers. Also this guy like to drink a bit on Saturday nights. Well one night they went over to his house while he was out drinking they moved the outhouse ten feet back. It took all three of his brothers, him and two other friends to move the thing but they did. :yum: :yum: They waited around for him as late as they could without getting in trouble but he never showed. They next morning he was in the yard talking to grandpa. I guess grandpa vowed that the kids were home all night but before the guy even got out of the driveway grandpa had to go around the house as he couldn't hold the laugh anymore :yum: It was the first time my dad and his brothers did something like that and grandpa patted them on the back, well he didn't tell them he was proud but dad always knew he was.

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When my Dad was growing up, he & a friend had to walk about 2 miles to church. An old man with a car would drive past them, would NOT give them a ride, going to the same church. One day when church was over, the old man found a billy goat shut up in his car...:rolf2:
 
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