JimR
Charter Member
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman
walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them
all the way through the
entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy
t-shirt with holes in it
and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and
filthy toenails. When she
yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed,
crooked teeth with more than
a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good
morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they
twins?" The ugly woman
stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't! The oldest one,
he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would you think they're
twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No",
replies the greeter, "I
just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them
all the way through the
entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy
t-shirt with holes in it
and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and
filthy toenails. When she
yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed,
crooked teeth with more than
a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good
morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they
twins?" The ugly woman
stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't! The oldest one,
he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would you think they're
twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No",
replies the greeter, "I
just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"