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GOT TO LOVE ALABAMA!!!!!!

Junkman

Junkman

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A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved
widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the
clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Alabama redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a
teeth brush.
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he
hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Alabama.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are
ya?"
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys,
he's one of us!"
 
Carroll and Alice Ferdinandsen were married last May. She is 30, and he is 53, but what is perhaps more noteworthy is that the Mobile, Alabama, couple are father and daughter. Their marriage was not illegal. It was incest that landed them in jail for six months. Ordered to dissolve the marriage and live apart during their three years of probation, they said they would comply. Shortly after their release, their pickup was seen at a motel. There were silk long-stemmed red roses on the dashboard and a large Bible on the front seat. The couple were caught in a room together and arrested.
In his defence, Carroll explains that he broke up with Alice's mother when the girl was four months old and "that's just a blood test, not in feelings. I am crazy in love with her." The relationship started when Alice was 13. It landed Carroll in jail then too.
Carroll's lawyer, Claude Patton, said that "They need to leave that poor old man alone. He needs mental health treatment. He cannot read. He cannot write. He cannot drive."
 
Tractors4u said:
That's just wrong! We don't even have a lottery in Alabama!
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You must be really having fun at the races :confused2: You bringing up an old thread that Junkman started 2 years ago. I first thought "what the" Junkman posting again. :rolf2:
 
First, I didn't realize that this was an old post. I was looking at FF on my Blackberry and this one was highlighted so I opened it.

As for the slobbering, signal strength is kind of weak down here with nearly 200 thousand people packed into this area and all of on our phones. It was loading so slow that I resubmit my post. I didn't know that it even loaded the first time until this morning.


Well it sounds like you had a good time anyway :rolf2:
 
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MOBILE, Ala. (AP) -- A 53-year-old man was sent back to prison after a judge decided the man had violated a probation order barring him from cohabitation with his 30-year-old daughter, who is also his former wife.

Mobile County Circuit Judge John Lockett ordered Carroll Eugene Ferdinandsen to prison on Thursday after determining he violated a probation order barring him from cohabitation with Alice Ferdinandsen.

Each had pleaded guilty to incest last summer in connection with their May 2003 civil marriage in Mobile County and served six months in jail before being released in January.

Prosecutors presented police witnesses who testified they found the father and daughter together in motel rooms on two occasions, just days after the couple's release from jail.

Each had pleaded guilty to incest last summer and served six months in jail before being released in January.

Lockett ordered Carroll Ferdinandsen to serve the remainder of a 10-year sentence.

The judge said the state had not proved its case against Alice Ferdinandsen and ruled she had not violated her probation.
 
On a serious note, how long until this is legal? Same sex relationships used to be taboo and now we have same sex marriages in some states. Don't get me wrong, I don't support this sort of thing, but think back 20 or 30 years ago about how gay marriages would have been received.
 
Tractors4u said:
On a serious note, how long until this is legal? Same sex relationships used to be taboo and now we have same sex marriages in some states. Don't get me wrong, I don't support this sort of thing, but think back 20 or 30 years ago about how gay marriages would have been received.
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Have you gotten into some wacky tobacky today or what?:shock: I don't even want to think about that...:doh:
 
Junkman said:
MOBILE, Ala. (AP) -- A 53-year-old man was sent back to prison after a judge decided the man had violated a probation order barring him from cohabitation with his 30-year-old daughter, who is also his former wife.

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When our governor shoved same sex marriage down out our throats.
How could Teddy forget this?
Now I have a unknown disorder and need free help with this unknown condition.
Darroll from Oregon
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Junkman huh Junkman I had to look at the date twice to make sure it was today yeah it was :thumb:
 
Ditto Murph.....

Junk, Where the hell have you been? It sure is good to see you post..:thumb:

I hope all is well!
 
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