Two good ole boys loved to fish, so they headed up to Canada for some ice fishing. But they quickly grew frustrated and headed for a local bait shop. They told the clerk, "We need an ice pick." They bought one and returned to the lake. In an hour, they were back. "We need another dozen ice picks." The clerk was curious, but didn't say a word. After another hour, they returned again. "Give us all the ice picks you've got." The clerk's curiosity got the better of him. "So, you boys having trouble out there?" "You could say that. We're still tryin' to git the boat in the water!"