After finishing moving into a new apartment of
his own, a young man went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes
wearing nothing but a robe.
The young lady smiled at the young man and
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her
robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat
trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on
his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear
someone coming." He followed her into her apartment.
She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing
her robe to fall completely off. Now nude, she purred
at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally
squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My
ears? Look at these boobs, they are full and 100%
natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and
solid! Look at my skin. I have no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my
ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside,
when you said you heard someone coming? That was
me."
his own, a young man went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes
wearing nothing but a robe.
The young lady smiled at the young man and
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her
robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat
trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on
his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear
someone coming." He followed her into her apartment.
She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing
her robe to fall completely off. Now nude, she purred
at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally
squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My
ears? Look at these boobs, they are full and 100%
natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and
solid! Look at my skin. I have no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my
ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside,
when you said you heard someone coming? That was
me."