Good Chinese Proverbs

[Dargo]

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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[humor_me]

Confucious say:

Man who mastubate in cash register - cum into money

 

[DaveNay]

Man who not read forums, say same thing.

Again.

 

[Dargo]

Man who not read forums, say same thing.

Again.

Dammit man! I hate it when that happens!

 

[Junkman]

Dammit man! I hate it when that happens!

That is what happens when you want to push your posting numbers instead of reading the forums. I gave up trying to get people to read and there are the same jokes posted about 4 or 5 times before they realize that it isn't new material. We expect this of new people, but not the old ones. Now go stand in the corner until we tell you that you can come out.

 

[Dargo]

Hey, at least I made no claim to it being original material. Not here, but at other places, I've seen people try to lay claim to something they post as being an original thought only to have the exact same thing in an email that is two years old.

Okay, I'll go back to the corner now...

 

[humor_me]

Hey, .... ....
Okay, I'll go back to the corner now...

Me Too!

 

[cj7]

Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day!




and I wish I could remember more of them from our local radio station.

they had many of the ones above

 

[HarryG]

Man who goes to sleep with itchy ass wakes up with stinky finger.

 

[Gwill]

Lady who fly inverted have crackup.