Golfers??

[norscaner]

Golfer

Only a golfer would understand

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a
busy course,
and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when
a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:
"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee,
please?"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my
routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back up
to the men's tee, please!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the man
yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee,
please!"
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play
my second shot?!"

 

[jpr62902]

Indeed. But what was left out was the Ladies' tee rule. If you don't hit it past the point from which the skirts tee off, ya gotta hit your next shot with your noodle hangin' outta your shorts. That's why I swing a little harder from the whites (or blues, or blacks ...).