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Golfer in a hurry

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Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist's office. Martin says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb, I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! Today is Friday and we have a 10:00AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:15 already ...".

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks Martin, "Which tooth is it sir?"

Martin turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him dear ....."
 
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist's office. Martin says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb, I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! Today is Friday and we have a 10:00AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:15 already ...".

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks Martin, "Which tooth is it sir?"

Martin turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him dear ....."

When I was growing up we had a dentist that pulled teeth with novacane. He even did a root canal on my mom without it. My sister was so scared when she had to go to the dentiist she carried a rosary with her.
 
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