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JEV

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.

The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.

She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,
"I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."

She laughed and quickly said,
"I fell on my ass, not my head!"
 
A woman returns to the club house complaining of bees on the course. She said she can't complete her round because she got stung and the sting hurt and was swelling up.
The club pro asked her where she got stung.
She said between holes 1 and 2.
The club pro scratched his chin and said "Sounds like your stance it to wide"
 
Doc said:
A woman returns to the club house complaining of bees on the course. She said she can't complete her round because she got stung and the sting hurt and was swelling up.
The club pro asked her where she got stung.
She said between holes 1 and 2.
The club pro scratched his chin and said "Sounds like your stance it to wide"
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I don't care who you are, that's funny.
 
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