On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride,
"I have a confession that should have made before,
but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship." "What is
it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said. "What's the big deal about
that?" she asked. He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll
be on the course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any
holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf
wins."
She pondered a moment and said,
"I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty,
I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that
you should know about. I'm a hooker."
"No problem," was his response,
"just widen your stance a little and overlap your grip
and that should clear right up."
"I have a confession that should have made before,
but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship." "What is
it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said. "What's the big deal about
that?" she asked. He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll
be on the course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any
holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf
wins."
She pondered a moment and said,
"I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty,
I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that
you should know about. I'm a hooker."
"No problem," was his response,
"just widen your stance a little and overlap your grip
and that should clear right up."