Rusty Shackleford
Automotive M.D.
became
confused
as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing
ahead of him.
He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what
hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
you
must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf
ball.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
with
the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind,
so you
must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to
his
play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady
sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the
lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your
help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales
also.
What do you sell?"
"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm
still a hole behind you."