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God's sense of humor.

joec

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During creation, God promised man that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then, he went and made the world round....

 
I showed this to my wife and she just me gave that all knowing smile.

Not a word just that smirk

What does that tell ya?????????:w00t2:

it all goes back to Eve ya know.
 
I forget the comedians name now but he used to smash watermelons on stage as part of his act back in the 70's. At any rate he was the Tonight show one night talking about God making mistakes and changing his mind. He held up the picture of a cow, pointed to the utter and said "ladies aren't you glad he got off of this kick". It kind of stuck with me though I can't remember his name any longer. I'm thinking it might of been Gallagher but not sure.
 
I forget the comedians name now but he used to smash watermelons on stage as part of his act back in the 70's. At any rate he was the Tonight show one night talking about God making mistakes and changing his mind. He held up the picture of a cow, pointed to the utter and said "ladies aren't you glad he got off of this kick". It kind of stuck with me though I can't remember his name any longer. I'm thinking it might of been Gallagher but not sure.

Yep, that's it. He is the proud inventor of the Sledge-O-Matic food processor, which is what he used on those melons!

 
Yep, that's it. He is the proud inventor of the Sledge-O-Matic food processor, which is what he used on those melons!

I never really found his comedy routine on stage funny, but he was on the Tonight Show that night, which is also why it stuck with me.
 
I forget the comedians name now but he used to smash watermelons on stage as part of his act back in the 70's. At any rate he was the Tonight show one night talking about God making mistakes and changing his mind. He held up the picture of a cow, pointed to the utter and said "ladies aren't you glad he got off of this kick". It kind of stuck with me though I can't remember his name any longer. I'm thinking it might of been Gallagher but not sure.

It was Gallagher and he was a hoot.
 
Gallager was somewhat funny to me the first time I saw his routine. He wore thin on me fast. Now you want to talk about a bizarre comedian, than Andy Kaufmann was the one. One strange puppy there. :w00t2:
 
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