Globalization Defined and Explained

[FrancSevin]

I recieved this from a Canadian friend.

Globalization?​

This is probably the easiest rational explanation for Globalization:​

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:​

Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?​

Answer:PrincessDiana's death.​

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Question:How come?
Answer:
An English princess
with an​

Egyptian boyfriend​

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​

crashes​

in a French tunnel,​

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​

​

riding in a​

German​

car​

​

​

with a​

Dutch engine,​

​

​

driven​

by a Belgian​

​

​

who was​

drunk​

​

​

on​

Scottish whisky,​

​

​

(check the bottle before you​

change the spelling),​

​

​

​

followed​

closely by​

​

​

Italian​

Paparazzi,​

​

​

on​

Japanese motorcycles,​

​

​

treated​

by an American doctor,​

​

​

​

using​

Brazilian​

medicines.​

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​

This is​

sent to you by​

​

​

a​

Canadian,​

​

​

using​

American​

Bill Gates' technology,​

​

​

and​

you're probably reading​

​

this on your computer,​

​

that​

uses Taiwanese chips,​

​

​

​

and​

a​

Korean​

monitor,​

​

​

assembled​

by​

​

​

Bangladeshi​

workers​

​

​

in a​

Singapore plant,​

​

​

transported​

by Indian​

​

​

truck drivers,​

hijacked​

by Indonesians,​

​

​

unloaded by​

Sicilian longshoremen,​

​

​

and​

trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....​

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​

That, my friends,​

is ​

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​

​

Globalization!​

 

[Leni]

It sure as Hell is. Sorry. One too many vodkas tonight.

 

[300 H and H]

It's OK Leni we won't tell anyone....



Franc the Canadian is a wise man. So true.....

Regards, Kirk

 

[Kane]

All in all, a testament to the success of the Capitalist System - the thing the Progressives want to destroy, along with our morals.