Giuseppe immigrated from the old country and every day walked twenty blocks to work each way. And every time he passed this one shoe store, he stopped to gaze longingly at a beautiful pair of Boccelli leather shoes in the window. He wanted those shoes so much! It took him months, but eventually he saved the $400 price and bought them. That Friday night, he went to the weekly neighborhood dance in his new shoes. He asked Sophia to dance and, as they were dancing, asked, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Sophia blushed and said demurely, "Yes, Giuseppe. I do wear red panties tonight. But how did you know?" Giuseppe answered, "I can see them reflecting in my new $400 Boccelli leather shoes. How you like 'em?" Then he asked Rosa to dance and, as they were dancing, asked, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa blushed and said demurely, "Yes, Giuseppe. I do wear white panties tonight. But how did you know?" Giuseppe answered, "I can see them reflecting in my new $400 Boccelli leather shoes. How you like 'em?" Then he asked Carmela to dance and, as they were dancing, his face turned beet red. "Carmela, be stilla my heart, please! Tell me that you wear no panties tonight! Please, please, tella me this true!" Carmela smiled coyly and answered, "Yes, Giuseppe, it's true. I wear no panties tonight." Giuseppe gasped. "Thanka God. I thought I had a crack in my new $400 Boccelli leather shoes!"