elsmitro
floppy member
Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting
older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in
my hand, in
front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need
to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself
standing on the
stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on
my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that
problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the
table...then said,
"That must be the door, I'll get it!"
older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in
my hand, in
front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need
to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself
standing on the
stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on
my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that
problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the
table...then said,
"That must be the door, I'll get it!"