Getting old.....

[Galvatron]

A doctor requested that his 88-year-old patient have a sperm count as

part of his annual physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,

'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 88-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office

and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous

day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's

like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried

with my left hand, but still nothing.



'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then

with her left, still nothing... She tried with her mouth, first with the

teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. ‘We even called up Arleen, the

lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit,

and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor? ‘The old man

replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[Gatorboy]

Now that's a good one. I even read it with an English accent.