benspawpaw
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a little black boy was playing around in an empty house one day and found a lamp. he picked it up and out came a genie. the boy was scared so the genie said do not fear i will grant you 3 wishes for letting me out of the lamp. so the boy thought for a while and said, make me white, uptite, and outasite. the genie thought for a second and said, ok poof, your a tampon.
