Galvy's private life

[Rusty Shackleford]

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the Galvy and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

Galvy replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".

 

[muleman]

So where does Rusty hide?

 

[Trakternut]

At Galvi's.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[muleman]

At Galvi's.

under the bed ? And here Galvi thought the mattress was getting firmer!

 

[Galvatron]

Rusty you really should seek help....Tosser

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

hahaha

 

[muleman]

He gets private consults down at the legion!

 

[Galvatron]

He gets his privates out down at the legion!

Too much info hahahahahahaha

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

AH shaddap

 

[Galvatron]

Did i mention i once tried Pole Dance driving.......did not go well










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[Rusty Shackleford]

a ford woulda held up better

 

[Galvatron]

But would have lacked the fun

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

woulda lacked the headache, too

you see that vehicle top middle of that pic, m8? 78 ford fseries comin to tow that whiney lil ferrari away

 

[Galvatron]

See that bloke in a cap popping up above the Ferrari...well he is going to tip that Tow truck guy enough $$$ to feed his wife and kids for a whole week...then he is off to buy a Lambo

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

yeah i heard lambos aint as squirrely on the medians as ferraris are

 

[Galvatron]

But still over priced Italian shit......says a man that drives a French car


I'm feeling sad now

 

[muleman]

A real vehicle like my Chevy 3500 would have knocked that pole over. Especially with the $600 worth of new skins I put on it an hour ago!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

But still over priced Italian shit......says a man that drives a French car


I'm feeling sad now

here, m8, this is for you

http://data5.blog.de/media/214/3215214_5d77182981_m.jpeg

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

A real vehicle like my Chevy 3500 would have knocked that pole over. Especially with the $600 worth of new skins I put on it an hour ago!

if a real car like my ford came along that pole would have fallen over out of pure fear

 

[muleman]

if a real car like my ford came along that pole would have fallen over out of pure fear

Yeah it would not want to get cancerous rust like your Furd has!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

it aint rust, its character!

 

[Galvatron]

Anyone sense we may have gone off topic??

 

[muleman]

Well your wife knows all about "rust" in the machinery now don't she!

 

[Galvatron]

Well your wife knows all about "rust" in the machinery now don't she!

I aint no Ginger....i hear they have no souls and once you go Ginger you go deaf

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

wtf

 

[Galvatron]

all true i tell ya

 

[muleman]

Galvi asked the wife if she was ready for a hot time. She said "oh, are you going to fix the heat".

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i heard Galvy lost 10lbs yesterday

5lbs after taing a shower,
3lbs after cleaning his ears,
and 2lbs after shaving his back

 

[Galvatron]

I heard your a man horse shit pie....only what i heard