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Galvatron's Great Adventure

Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
Once upon a time or two, there was a hairy little boy named Galvatron (or Galvy for short). One bright blue morning, young Galvy was walking to school on a Saturday for whatever reason and was approached by a sweet little old lady. "Hello, young, oddly hairy boy," she softly spoke. "Could you help me across the street? I can repay you with a nice hard candy. It's butterscotch!" "Well," Galvy replied, "butterscotch is my favorite candy in the whole wide world. Of course i will help you across the street." So they go to the crosswalk and head across the street. Once they get to the other side, the little old lady gives Galvy the candy for doing his good deed. Galvy pops the candy in his mouth, and says, "thank you, ma'am." "No, thank YOU," cackles the little old lady, as an odd feeling washes over the young Galvy. "What is this?!" cries Galvy, as he starts seeing bright wild colors never seen by man before, then he passes out.


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hahahahahahahahaha i bet you can't make this last as long as my thread.......or the slightest bit as twisted....let the games begin:yum::yum::yum:
 
Several hours later, the young Galvy wakes up to the soft music of Steely Dan. "Where am I?" he thinks to himself. The room is dark and smells of mold and pumpernickle. He tries to get up and realizes he is tied to a table and cannot budge. "Hello?" he quietly says with a quiver in his voice. "Is anyone here?" Silence. The music fades out and he hears a duck quack off in the distance. Then another quack. And another! They are getting closer and closer. All of a sudden, the lights flash on, and young Galy is surrounded by ducks! Thousands of them! All quacking in a chanting fashion. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Then he sees her. The little old lady that he helped acros the street! She was covered in duck feathers and was quacking along with the ducks! Galvy starts to whimper, as the chanting slows to a stop and the lady walks up to the table...




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"Hello again, little boy," she sais. "So nice that you are awake." "What is going on?" the groggy Galvy says. "Well," she replies. "You might as well know, since you can't get away. You are going to become part of my duck army." "I don't understand," says the confused young hairy Galvy. "You damn kids," she mutters. "Always hitting your baseballs into my windows. Losing your frisbees on my roof. Ringing my doorbell and running after leaving a flaming bag of doodie on my porch. Some of you eat way to much corn." Galvy replies, "but why me? I have never done any of those things. I am a good boy. Santa told me so!" "It doesnt matter. You will become a duck just as the rest of the children. And you will work with them in my smut magazine factory. Ive created the machines to be used by ducks, as they do not request pay, only bread. I never knew that ducks liked pumpernickle so much." Young Galvy tried to wriggle out of his rope ties but soon realized they were made of feather, an apparently strong material to makes ropes of. The lady walks away cackling as the ducks all follow quacking loudly as the lights shut off and a new song come across the room. A song no other than.......



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Young Galvy awakes once again to find himself in a machine. "I'm glad you are awake!" sneers the little old lady. "It is time for the transformation." The ducks are all gathered round again chanting once more. Quack. Quack. Quack. and so on. She throws the switch. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ The machine comes to life as young Galvy is scared for his life. He watches with his own eyes, one slightly off center due to a freak walking accident, as his furry body starts to change. Feathers start to pop through his skin as he begins to change shape. His feet turn to duck feet. His arms to wings! His crooked flat nose stretches into a perfect bill. But, the machine wouldnt change his brain, as it was of a kidney bean in size, and the machine couldnt find it. The little old lady was unaware of this, and as she turned off the machine Galvy escapes! He runs down a hall looking for anyway out, his new feathers flying off behind him. He finds a window and goes to jump out. But as stated before, is minimal sized brain never thought to check the openness of said window. BAM! He bounces off like a rubber ball. He gets up, and throws a chair through the window to escape. (I must give him credit for this, as it is very hard to maneuver a chair with wings.) The army of ducks had been sent to retrieve the smallbrained featherd fucker as he escaped through a hole in the backyard fence and out into the wild.



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Ice Queen said:
Slight problem, we don't play baseball in the UK.
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The lack of journalistic skills is what lets down Rusty's efforts....my stories are researched in depth so there is no chance the story will by discounted as media trash.

Next he will be in here with his crayon's:yum::yum::yum::yum:
 
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So anyway. As the young feathered Galvaduck was waddling for his life, (small brain, rememeber? forgot ducks could fly. What a wanker.), the army of ducks behind him were gaining fast. He didn't know what to do, so he ducked into the trees, hoping to find cover. As he was zigzagging through trees, and bouncing off of some, too, he noticed a cave, and ran in and hid quietly. As he was watching the duck army run by, not seeing him, he started to feel a warm breath on his back. Scared for his life, he peed all over his new feathers, and quietly squeaked, "is there somebody in here?" All of the sudden, the cave lit up, and he felt a hand on his back. "Do not be afraid," the voice softly spoke. "I will not hurt you. My name is Muleman, I am half donkey, and half human, and you have entered my cave. I can sense you are running from something." Galvy spoke with a trembling voice, "yes, I am. There was an army of boy-turned ducks after me. A mean old lady transformed them from children, and tried to do the same to me. But I kept my human brain, the machine was unable to transform it like the others." Muleman said, "I understand. I have been waiting for you, young Galvy." "How do you know my name?", Galvy asked. "Well, you see," said the Mule, "you are the chosen one." "Chosen for what?" asked the inquisitive, hairy-turned-feathery Galvy. The Mule then spoke, "You have no idea how important you are."




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The Mule brought Galvy into a room, and said "there is a bed for you in here. You need sleep. Drink this special elixer, and lay down. We will discuss the details in the morning." "Well, I AM tired," said feather-boy, "but what is this elixer?" "you needn't worry yourself on what it is," said the Mule. "Just drink it, dammit, and quit asking questions." Well Galvy did as he was told, and within seconds he was fast asleep. The elixer, a mix of rum, kangaroo sweat, and iguana piss did him in pretty good. The next morning, he was jolted awake by the Mule. "Young Galvy," he spoke. "It is time for your traning. Hop on my back." Galvy was a bit taken back by this proposition, but he trusted the old ass, and did as he was told. "What now, Mule? Am I going to learn to be a jedi or something?" "What are you, some kind of moron?" scowled the Mule. "Jedis are imaginary. You are going to learn how to be a duck." And Mule took him to a nearby pond, where Galvy was to learn how to be a duck. "Get in the water," said the Mule. "I can't swim!" said ducky Galv. Mule then kicked him right in his duckarse, and into the pond he went, and sunk like a stone.




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Well Galvy didn't know what to do! But he instinctivley started flapping his arms, (wings, now,) and soon made it to the top. The Mule said, "now flap them feet of yours, young featherboy." And he did. And he swam! Duck-boy was amazed! He swam all over! Having as much fun as he could. You have never seen a duck-boy as happy as he, I guarentee it. But the mean old lady was watching him through her weird, crystal sphere of some sort, and the Mule sensed this. "Your first lesson is over," spake the Mule. "Get on out of the water now." "but I am enjoying myself so!" spoketh the duck-boy thing. "NO! You must get out now," spaketh the Mule. "Trouble is afoot."


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The mean old lady, (who for some reason doesn't have a name yet,) noticed through her clear ball thingy the Mule has been helping this duckboy. She sends out her duck minions once again to retreive the escaped Galvy, and to kill the Mule who has been helping him. The Mule and Galvy are going through the woods, back to the cave, when they hear the faint sound of quacking. Quack. Quack. Quack. Getting louder by the second. The mule says, "hope on my back, duckboy!" and with a powerful blast of ass-gas, the Mule and Galvy fly into the air on a magical rainbow thing. As the duck minions are flying after them, the Mule dives down into the chimney of a magical tavern, avoiding the duck minions. (for all who do not know, duck minions do not believe in taverns for some odd reason.) They land in the main room, and go to the bar, when a bartender known as Pink Gelatin was serving up beers and cocktails. "PG!' hollers the Mule. "We need help!" "Well, my assy friend," spoketh the PG, "that duckboy on your back is certainly too young to be in this tavern." "PG, we need your help badly. Queen Dingledorf, (you know now the mean old lady's name!) and her duck minions are after us! They aim to capture young Galvy here, and kill me!" "Galvy, you say? "PG responds. "The chosen one?" "That is correct," says the Mule. Then a raspy voice is heard from the end of the bar. "I know why you are here. And the duckboy thing must be protected at all costs. We must protect this featherboy. He is of utmost importance." "Who are you?" the Mule, and duckface said in unison. The dark, shadowed man spake, "I be the Rusty one."





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Cripes Rusty, you've gone Shakespeare!
It's a cross between a comedy and a tragedy!
I bestow on thee, the blue award!

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:D

Well my creative mind is exhausted for at least tonight, so you will have to wait until tomorrow for the next installment :yum::yum::yum:

Time to finish my beer, and wind down with a glass of icetea. Browse this here forum deal for another half hour, and git my ass into bed.
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
:D

Well my creative mind is exhausted for at least tonight, so you will have to wait until tomorrow for the next installment :yum::yum::yum:

Browse this here forum deal for another half hour, and git my ass into bed.
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My mind isn't yet about to wind down, but, as you.. I'll be browsing the forum for a while.
JUST in case I missed a damned thing (which I don't think I have) :yum::whistling:
 
if this is turned into a movie may i ask that joe pasquale gets the leading role??
 

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OK.

But I have actors in mind for the other ones.


The Mule should be playde by Ed Asner
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the mean Queen Dingledorf should be played by Elizabeth Taylor
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The PG should be played by Sally Field

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And Rusty, of course, will be played by Keith Richards

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