Funny Bumper Stickers

[angels2106]

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils — people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!

So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.

Honk if you hate peace and quiet.

I have the body of a god. Buddha.

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

 

[Av8r3400]

Here's one I've seen:

 

[Doc]

Angels2106,
Good post. Welcome to ForumsForums.
Do you run the Blogspot (the link to more bumper stickers you posted above)?
I would like to exchange links with them. Can you help set that up? I looked for a contact on the blog but could not find one.

I hope you become a regular here on FF. Enjoy and post often.

 

[angels2106]

i'm not driving fast, i'm flying low !

Just say NO to negativity

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy.

I feel better after I wine a little.

I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.

National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

The Moral Majority is neither.

Dyslexics Untie!

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.