FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN ORDERING A PIZZA
Tell the order taker you have a rival pizza place on the phone and you're
going with the lowest bidder.
End the call with, "Remember ... if my spouse asks, we never had this
conversation."
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
If they repeat the order for you, say "Okay, that'll be $14.98 at the first
window."
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, breathe a sigh of
relief.
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
When the delivery person arrives, ask him or her to double check and make
sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. Does it come with a warranty?
When they repeat your order, say, "No, you can do better. Once again, and
this time with a little more 'OOMPH'."
Ask if you can have another pizza as a topping for this pizza.
When your order is repeated, change it slightly. When they repeat it again,
change it slightly. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Tell the order taker you have a rival pizza place on the phone and you're
going with the lowest bidder.
End the call with, "Remember ... if my spouse asks, we never had this
conversation."
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
If they repeat the order for you, say "Okay, that'll be $14.98 at the first
window."
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, breathe a sigh of
relief.
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
When the delivery person arrives, ask him or her to double check and make
sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. Does it come with a warranty?
When they repeat your order, say, "No, you can do better. Once again, and
this time with a little more 'OOMPH'."
Ask if you can have another pizza as a topping for this pizza.
When your order is repeated, change it slightly. When they repeat it again,
change it slightly. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.