Frying Eggs 101

[Doc]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her
Husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,"CAREFUL! Put in
some more
Butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to
Get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said
be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn
them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to
salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know
How to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."

 

[ddrane2115]

I would send this to my wife, but I do most of the cooking...........and driving...........and the one on here that gets this to her.............may your harddrive die a hundred deaths..........LOL