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French Beef

TOMLESCOEQUIP

Just Plinkin Away the $$
A Texas Panhandle rancher and his wife were bickering while on holiday
in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being
seated n a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter came to take the order, the rancher said: "I'll have a
big, thick Porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"

To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."
 
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