For the Grandpas here....

[waybomb]

[FONT=&quot]This is for all the grandfathers out there.
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.
My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]and I would even thank you more [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]I heard a woman remark,[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"That's what's wrong with this country. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Kids today don't even know how to pray. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grand-son and said, [/FONT]​

"I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grand-son asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added​

[FONT=&quot](indicating the woman whose remark
had started this whole thing),

"Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]My grand-son stared at his for a moment, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]and then did something I will remember the
rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he told her,

"Here, this is for you. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Shove it up your ass you grouchy old bitch! "[/FONT]​

​

[FONT=&quot]Touches the heart doesn't it?[/FONT]

 

[joec]

Some how I can relate to this.

 

[JEV]

 

[luvs]

ha! too

 

[baldy347]

Best laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks!

 

[EastTexFrank]

I didn't see that one coming.

 

[Doc]

I didn't see that one coming.

Me either.

Thanks Fred!!!!!!

 

[Catavenger]

Waste of icecream

 

[ByJ]

Thanks for the laugh

 

[ElfLove]

just as you think its getting boring you throw in a doozy of a line like that

 

[Leni]

I sure can relate to that kid. Calling her a bitch was being nice.