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For Sale or Free for the taking....

Junkman

Junkman

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One wife... older model, high mileage, showing wear around the edges. Good cook, excellent nagger, slightly plump body. Great ability to start arguments at any time, over any subject. Make an offer if you are a masochist, or free for the taking, if you need someone to make your life miserable. Excellent stock.... parents in late 80's & early 90's, so she will be able to take care of you in your declining years. Your declining years start as soon as delivery is made. This is an opportunity that you will regret. Sorry, no pictures. Broke 3 camera's trying to get one picture.
 
Junkman said:
One wife... older model, high mileage, showing wear around the edges. Good cook, excellent nagger, slightly plump body. Great ability to start arguments at any time, over any subject. Make an offer if you are a masochist, or free for the taking, if you need someone to make your life miserable. Excellent stock.... parents in late 80's & early 90's, so she will be able to take care of you in your declining years. Your declining years start as soon as delivery is made. This is an opportunity that you will regret. Sorry, no pictures. Broke 3 camera's trying to get one picture.
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What, did you just have an argument with your wife and felt you should write the above??:poke: :yum:
 
Junkman said:
One wife... older model, high mileage, showing wear around the edges. Good cook, excellent nagger, slightly plump body. Great ability to start arguments at any time, over any subject. Make an offer if you are a masochist, or free for the taking, if you need someone to make your life miserable. Excellent stock.... parents in late 80's & early 90's, so she will be able to take care of you in your declining years. Your declining years start as soon as delivery is made. This is an opportunity that you will regret. Sorry, no pictures. Broke 3 camera's trying to get one picture.
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Sounds like BobP ex-girl friend! Does she run over motorcycles too?
 
Junkman said:
One wife... older model, high mileage, showing wear around the edges. Good cook, excellent nagger, slightly plump body. Great ability to start arguments at any time, over any subject. Make an offer if you are a masochist, or free for the taking, if you need someone to make your life miserable. Excellent stock.... parents in late 80's & early 90's, so she will be able to take care of you in your declining years. Your declining years start as soon as delivery is made. This is an opportunity that you will regret. Sorry, no pictures. Broke 3 camera's trying to get one picture.
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Are you considering trades? :rolleyes:
 
:yum:Sounds like my BROTHERS EX-wife. (Just ask American Woman, she knows her!) But he finally got rid of her after 30 or so years! :yum:
 
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