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Follow the Recipe

Junkman

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A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his
friend is very well endowed.

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night
rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it
grow 4 inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim
how his situation was.

Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening !

MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe:yum:
 
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