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Florida Needs Toilet Paper IMMEDIATELY

BoneheadNW

BoneheadNW

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I saw this today, and while it is horrific, it shows how little it takes to set some people off.
Bonehead

Man allegedly killed roommate over toilet paper
Fla. prosecutors say victim beaten so badly he had to be ID'd by fingerprints

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.
 
Sounds like self defence to me. "when Matthews pulled out a rifle."

I know I get crabby when I'm constipated. Imagine having to go but not being able to wipe? And then having a rifle pulled out on you? Looking down the wrong end of a rifle might make someone extra-cranky.
 
B_Skurka said:
I know I get crabby when I'm constipated. Imagine having to go but not being able to wipe?
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That's what long sleeves are for! I honestly think that is why there is always a pile of magazines in the stalls at work. Nobody ever reads them and occasionally there are pages torn out.
Bone
 
BoneheadNW said:
That's what long sleeves are for! I honestly think that is why there is always a pile of magazines in the stalls at work. Nobody ever reads them and occasionally there are pages torn out.
Bone
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Hell, I thought thats what underwear were for.......We were fishing one day with my son when he was about 2yrs old.. He had to go, so I told him to hang over the side, when he was done we realized he didnt have underwear on so the socks were the next logical choice..

Did you guys hear about this one watch the video clip in the top right, it tells the story pretty welll.. Its a Florida case too...Makes you wonder.....
 
HGM said:
Did you guys hear about this one watch the video clip in the top right, it tells the story pretty welll.. Its a Florida case too...Makes you wonder.....
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Yep. In a follow-up, he committed suicide on a plane.
 
Funny this subject should come up today. Last night, I went into a bathroom stall at work to conduct a major transaction and when I got in there I saw a pair of badly soiled underwear on the floor. Seems the cleaning crew hadn't replenished the toilet paper so the dude had to wipe with the nearest thing at hand. Glad I noticed the drawers or I would have been sitting there stranded. Always check for paper first!
Hutch
 
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