Five Surgeons

[Junkman]

The first surgeon says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside
them is color coded."

The third surgeon says:
"No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.