Five Rules for Men to Follow to a Happy Life:

[Big Dog]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
Who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
Laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
And who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
And who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
Do not know each other.

 

[muleman]

I married one who WAS all four 33 years ago. Of course I was a better prize then also.

 

[mla2ofus]

yep, same here. We've been together 43 yrs.
Mike

 

[Durwood RIP]

I had one of those too,. She was a fantastic lover too....At least that's what everybody in town told me.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]