A couple of guys were out in a boat fishing and a fairy princess
flew up
to them and said she could grant them one wish. One of the men
jumped up,
thinking it a joke, and said "Yeh, we're almost out of beer, could
you turn
this ocean water into beer?" In an instant the whole world got a
strange
color and the water rose up and down, and sure enough, the wish was
granted
and the ocean became bubbly foaming beer. The other fellow in the
boat
said "thanks a lot George, now we have to pee in the boat".
flew up
to them and said she could grant them one wish. One of the men
jumped up,
thinking it a joke, and said "Yeh, we're almost out of beer, could
you turn
this ocean water into beer?" In an instant the whole world got a
strange
color and the water rose up and down, and sure enough, the wish was
granted
and the ocean became bubbly foaming beer. The other fellow in the
boat
said "thanks a lot George, now we have to pee in the boat".