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Fishing Trip

pirate_girl

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A man called home to his wife and said, "Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion we've been wanting.
Could you please pack enough clothes for a week, and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I'll swing by the house and pick my things up.
Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife, she does exactly as her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired, but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he had caught many fish.

"Of course, he said, lots of salmon..bluegill and a couple of swordfish.
But, why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"




Wife: I did, dear. They are in your fishing box.
 
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