First visit

[BadAttitude]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's

first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby,

checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip

down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and

rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed

examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he

said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't

have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his

Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

 

[JayC]

Eeeewww... Was the doctor blind?

 

[Doc]

JayC, sounds like you taint seen any of those hot grandmas. They be late thirties, early forties but look mighty fine.

 

[JayC]

Is it even possible to have a grandmother in her 30s? The only hot grandmother I can think of is the one on those Bow Flex commercials.

Actually, when I read the joke, and saw "ganrdma" I thought of that horrifying Holloween witch.

 

[bczoom]

Is it even possible to have a grandmother in her 30s?

Sure,
Person A becomes a mom at 16 and has a child B
B grows up and has a baby at 16 and has child C
A is now a grandma of C at age 32.
At my age, 32 would look pretty good

 

[humor_me]

16 is pretty old for some of those hillbillies..........I wonder if you can get to be a granny in your 20's?


13+13=26 grannita

 

[Junkman]

You folks joke about this, but I know of someone that had a daughter at 16 and the daughter had a boy at 16. Now the boy is 20 and has a child, so she is now a great grandmother at 56.

 

[Doc]

You folks joke about this, but I know of someone that had a daughter at 16 and the daughter had a boy at 16. Now the boy is 20 and has a child, so she is now a great grandmother at 56.

And if that's the girl in your avatar I'd say she looks damn good for 56!