Finally gave in on cruise

RoadKing

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My wife has been after me for years to take her on a cruise. This year for our anniversary I gave in. I actually had a good time.
 

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She needs a little more weight on her. Gotta keep the bow of that boat a little lower in the water.
 
OhioTC18 said:
She needs a little more weight on her. Gotta keep the bow of that boat a little lower in the water.

I was thinks she just needs to move on the bow!
 
Sure not what I was expecting! :D Good one! :yum: :yum:
 
OhioTC18 said:
She needs a little more weight on her. Gotta keep the bow of that boat a little lower in the water.

BigDog said:
I was thinks she just needs to move on the bow!

I think all I have to do is move the beer cooler to the bow and teach her to hold two oars with one hand every 10 minutes.
 
My honey was so impressed with the cruise, I got romantic & wrote a poem.


Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry, jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yer man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin',
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds... IT'S
A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!

Luv, from yor romeyo
 
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